Monthly rent for apartment in the city (to get away from home ): $366 + utilities
Four months in small group that you found on your own: 40 hours of lost sleep/various activity costs
Attending graduation party for small group member: $4.50 for Hallmark Card
Parents showing up (unexpectedly/uninvited) on motorcycle at college graduation party of aforementioned member: 20 minutes of mortification where even death itself would shudder.
Having every person there audibly wish they had your parents: Priceless
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